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A collection of very... Interesting quotes from around the web.
Ssssuper said:
> You're not as important as you think, 30 years old and on a gaming forum lmao
migles said:
> btw, since you (an admin) quoted my message, i need to ask, where is my own death star,
> my vip points or my dark premium currency
> i had been loyal to the dark theme for years, i want my freebies
The Under Line said:
> I just got up to a bunch of needy annoying people
> im sorry
> also SMOKE A BOWL?if thats a turn of phrase i will say ok
> if its literal and you Smoke
> you are a disgusting human scum that cant tolerate life without mind dulling materiel
EarlAB said:
> Ahhh...the days whenmy mom's N64 would show a red logo was much better. Nowadays you
> just see a gray and white logo when booting up the Wii U and it makes you want to cut
> yourself and cry in the emo corner because gray is a depressing color. THIS will make
> me update my system if they update the logo on Wii U.
> And guess what? I haven't been this happy since I started taking my meds, which was
> about 5 years ago. THANK YOU NINTENDO!:bow::yayu::yaynds::yay3ds::yaywii:
Sonic_Cee_Dee said:
> annoying sound effect WHAT'S UP MY BROS MY NAME IS reallydumbname AND TODAY WE'RE
> PLAYING randomindiegame!!!!!!!!!!1!!!11!!!11!!12!!1!!2 dumb rambling about gameplay
> with added occasional screams of excitement for the next 10 minutes
Bubsy Bobcat said:
> wait so there's people on this site who go outside!? :rofl2:
Localhorst86 said:
> Dev5359 said:
> > Any particular reason my clock and date resets to 1/1 2011 every time my 3DS is
> > rebooted?
> you're trapped in a time loop. None of this is real, it's all just a figment of
> your imagination.
Zidapi said:
> This thread is going to go downhill faster than Sonic The Hedgehog covered in lube.
phillgamer said:
> I open it in sysnand and he ran the online mario kart legit stances so I was
> wondering if it will brink or ban outta Portuguese because I am Brazilian and my
> English fuck kkkkkkkkk
TuxSH said:
> rxTools lost its tools and its roxas recently.
>
> Let's rename it "".
Monty Kensicle said:
> Super-Arceus said:
>> the sky3ds+ is just a dead bullshit where you need to press the button to swap
>> between game, no rom-hack, no cheat.
>> total bullshit
> But the Red and Blue button versions are great cheap substitutions for Cubic Ninja.
sergey3000 said:
> bible black is the only anime that doesn't belong in the trash. I remember back in
> the day's when I was 12 years old I learned so much from this education anime.
> naruto and dbz is all about violence. but bible black is about human art.
Seriel said:
> Bootroms.
> The final frontier.
> Will the hackers succeed in entering the mysterious land? Find out next time on:
> THE BOOTROMS.
>
> (i dont even know what i just wrote halp)
mgrev said:
> Tomato Hentai said:
> > sorry but what's a sanity?
> it's like a rainbow spedometer
mgrev said:
> why attend to someones funeral when they wont attend at yours?
Hoo said:
> All i know is that gays are porn atheists
Hoo said:
> EVERYONE: I DO NOT SUPPORT GAYS BUT I RESPECT THEM. I THINK THAT GAYS ARE COOL
> TOO SOMETIMES, JUST NOT WHEN THEY KISS OTHER BOYS, WATCH DICK2DICK P0RN, OR
> DISCUSS ATHEISM. I AM A STRAIGT CHRISTIAN, SO PLEASE STOP SAYING I AM A PORN
> ATHEIST ON MY PROFILE.
Viri said:
> Post girl penis
a9lhpeterhax said:
> im sepojaking englsih
mgrev said:
> if you have to go to the hospital for that
> you are the biggest fucking pussy i have ever seen
> (i don't watch porn though)
Electra Heart said:
> One MSPaint Link a day keeps YandereDev away.
Adlez27 said:
> fl studio's update has a new video thing but it doesn't work in wine
> im mcpissed
RacoonButler said:
> [Morgan Freeman Voice]
> and slowly they began to get sidetracked
_caustic_ said:
> is china like the only fucking country that uses QR codes?
> is their economy and government structured on QR codes?
> "yes stocks are up 3 QR codes today"
Karnia*Joy said:
> doe this make me
> an adult molester
OofPull said:
> HOLY FUCK I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING
> I'M
> THE
> LOST
> COUSIN
> OF
> JUSTIN BIEBER
?? said:
> Apperently Grapefruits make great sex toys
Karnia*Joy said:
> Bio said:
>> attended your funeral, why cant i attend mines?
> the mines are very pleased that you want to attend their funeral, bio
_caustic_ said:
> my metaphorical vocal synth penis is fully erect
hobbledehoy899 said:
> Your mama's so FAT she's the File Allocation Table for an 8-inch floppy disk.
_caustic_ said:
> Miku has a vagina for every voicebank she's ever had made
> like they even go up her back and even mutated so now they have eyes in them
> maybe the eyes also split open into mouths
> and that's where the append and additional vb voices come from
> *Miku's many eye-ginas howl in horrifying dissonance*
> eye + vagina = eyegina
x3m157 said:
> Not mine, but one of the 911 call recordings I heard during training was up there.
> All you could hear was screaming and thumping noises in the background. Caller was
> completely hysterical, couldn't understand anything she said. Managed to get an
> address in-between screams, so they sent some officers out rather quickly and....
>
> It was an overflowing washing machine.
c-nd-ce said:
> My boyfriend's step mom is a 911 operator, she's told us some good stories, but
> here are two of my favourites:
>
> -A person called claiming their cat was holding them hostage in their room and
> they couldn't escape.
>
> -A person called claiming someone was threatening to murder their family. When she
> asked for more information it was discovered that a guy had a sticker on the back
> window of his car that said "fuck your stick family" with a picture of a monster
> truck driving over stick people. The guy had taken this harmless joke of a sticker
> as a direct threat.
_caustic_ said:
> brother: home is where your heart is and yours is in the trash
> me: well by that logic your home is //says exgirlfriend's name//
> brother: starts crying
> i laughed
> mom hid her face because she thought it was funny for a second too
May said:
> Mira is like China. Who ever questions her credibility gets attacked and shut
> down.
mgrev said:
> oh my "lord"
> (i'm an atheist)
RevPokemon said:
> Flame said:
>> also why do people fight in hockey and the referee just watches?
> Because Canadians are savage beasts who pretend to be nice while they are truly
> evil.
Justinde75 said:
> Everything is a meme if you want to kys
Karnia*Joy said:
> i woke up and random thought "wow, tomato never gets offended by anything" in
> literally the middle of the night for no reason and went right back to sleep
> there was no prompting or anything
smealum said:
> iAqua said:
>> Noctosphere said:
>>> so smea, is this thing legit?
>> It is...
> i'm sorry is your name smea
FAST6191 said:
> surprise dog attack and my reluctance to save has ended my resident evil 1
> hd playthrough
megaslut said:
> jd stuck the r4 in his butt once
djryanj said:
> Used to work at big box electronics store. Once, for shits and giggles, just
> prior to locking up the store circa 1030 pm , we put on the 10 hour version of
> 'taking the Hobbits to isengard' on the car stereo section LOUD and left it as
> a present for the opening crew.
>
> Little did we know, the pet store we shared a wall with were doing inventory
> that night.
>
> Aside from all the enraged pet store workers, we vibrated some sub boxes off the
> shelf.
>
> Whoops.
awesomedan24 said:
> The way your dad looked at it, this paddle was your birthright. He'd be damned if
> any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid
> it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he
> had this paddle up his ass. Then when he died of prolapse, he gave me the paddle.
> I hid this uncomfortable piece of wood up my ass for two years. Then, after seven
> years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the paddle to you.
_Chaz_ said:
> The best birthday present I ever received was my life.
> Unfortunately they didn't keep the receipt.
dubstep4dads said:
> trump: me and putin are not best friends
>
> [putin snaps the bff chain off his neck and kicks his desk]
nasnumbers said:
> tommy wiseau as the next presidential candidate, at the next debates; "ha ha
> whatever, next question..." mr wiseau what is your closing statement? "move on,
> next question"
PRGilland said:
> "Nintendo has dark souls, skyrim, and kirby"
Pizza Party Ben said:
> HOW DO YOU TYPE SO FAST @HILLARYCLINTON, NOBODY SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEND THAT MANY
> EMAILS, DO YOU EVEN HAVE TIME TO EAT
froghand said:
> this is the most millenial picture i've ever seen
> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Apple-payment-square.jpg
> watch me pay for my off-brand coffee at a shitty United States store from a
> company that tracks every single thing i purchase with my magic money rays from
> my cell phone built with child slavery that i limply dangle over a coaster like a
> porn star's cock, ignoring the increasing amount of control we're giving to private
> entities and the ability for them to know every single thing we do whenever we use
> their service
Adlez27 said:
> "oh, an esperanto minecraft video. i wonder what its about"
> hello and welcome to our communist minecraft community
> (closes tab)
bealfeirstecoiscuain said:
> I had a near death experience. I recall floating towards a brilliant white light, a
> feeling of total serenity and hearing a voice saying "Are you sure you want another
> tequila?"
WeedZ said:
> Are your roommates videogames?
> hobbledehoy899 said:
>> i am an video gay
wholegrainbread said:
> i would wear sweatpants but my school dresscode thinks kids will hide a gun in them
Lintire said:
> So I was at the store yesterday buying All American Apple Pies, not the good kind the
> off brand kind, and as I was at the checkout a guy behind me shoved me. Turned around,
> there he was. Donald Trump.
>
> "Hey how's it going, just got elected, haha."
>
> I didn't want this. I mean I didn't vote for Hillary, but you know I just wanted to go
> home to my beautiful gay wife and Illegal Mexican children, and here was Trump
> building emotional walls. He saved up a big lungfull of air and just blew it in my
> face, technically not illegal and I'd be in the wrong to retaliate. It tasted like tax
> loopholes.
>
> "All American Apple Pies huh, bet they're great now, guess why? Because I got elected."
>
> As the powerful musk of his lemon scented toupee and spray tan knocked me back, he took
> a step forward and stuck his hand in my All American Apple Pie. You could probably
> still eat it but I could see the grease from Trump Steaks all in that apple. It looked a
> bit like the Devil's Mayonnaise I won't lie. The checkout clerk giggled, I'd never been
> cucked this hard and I was FUMING.
>
> I grab the soiled pie and brisk walked towards the door before tripping, falling flat on
> my face, and turning to see VP Mike Pence with his foot stuck out, him and Trump just
> laughing as I cried my way home.
>
> That night my gay wife left me for Trump's promised LGBT reforms and my children got
> deported. I still have to pay alimony.
>
> FUCK Donald Trump, that hairy banana looking asshole. He pwned me so hard I still get
> nightmares. Fuck him and fuck anyone who supports him!
GamerzHell9137 said:
> _caustic_ said:
>> also it's cold outside
>> your dick isn't doing shit
> what if my dick has little hands and has a knife in his hands?
GamerzHell9137 said:
> i'd like to thank my parents, the lady in the bakery and my dick
Karnia*Joy said:
> woding is head
> CODING IS HARD
> JFC
RetroBitMig said:
> im in elngoush right now
> english
Adlez27 said:
> "can't you just let me shave my pussy pubes in peace"
> "einstein was a faggot"
Adlez27 said:
> conversion therapy is just watching the music video for closer because its turning me
> so fucking straight
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zGcUoRlhmw
stoned_australian said:
> Dude what if there was a Santa barber in Santa Barbara. He'd be the Santa Barbara
> Santa Barber.
>
> Woah
TheOnlyBongo said:
> STEVE BUSCEMI IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE SANTA SCHOOL
GonzoRick said:
> "Essence of mediocrity"
> That's not my least favorite cologne.
GorgeousMyStage said:
> "Are you coming down my chimney today"
> Putting this on my Grindr profile, very festive
mikezech31 said:
> Awesome Processor.
> This processor is like viagra for my pc. It now humps along like a group of bunnies
> drinking cialis tainted water.
Cactusman129 said:
> windows/osx viruses: we took your personal information and formatted your entire
> hard drive enjoy paying for some yacht for a dude in botswana loser
> dos viruses: hears some neat graphical effects and some cool little digital ants
Insomniac Racoon said:
> Toads always piss. You pick one up? It pisses. You set one down to let it go? It
> pisses. You drop food in front of them? They piss.
rimphyd said:
> 90's famine happen because teen kim jong un eat all the food
Makku said:
> Zoku said:
>> Makku said:
>>> Zoku said:
>>>> Makku..
>>> what
>> What pasta u like
> every pasta's fine
> but i prefer a pizza that ass ;)
_caustic_ said:
> ｐｕｒｅ ＡＥＳＴＥＩＣ
> ＦＵＣＫ Ｉ ＭＩＳＳＳＰＥＬＬＥＤ
BitGames said:
> bing bong digedigedong i bought myself a bong
Chris Person said:
> Congrats to the beautiful gay skating boys for breaking the anime website.
_caustic_ said:
> Tomato will be in IT and die by being sucked into the server ventilation
> at the age of 1337
> very long life they should be proud
smileyhead said:
> Nadeko (Discord Bot) said:
>> smileyhead said:
>>> this is how you do it
>>> ~rule34 arms nintendo
>> @smileyhead no results.
> fuck
Zoku said:
> Tomato Hentai said:
>> Zoku said:
>>> i'd let Spider-Man shoot his webs in me
>>> that was officially the worst thing i've ever written
>> and now it's on my quotes wall
> OH MY GOD
A Wikia guest said:
> next generation hmmmmmmmmmmm if it really costs moneyn to makenthese WHO IS
> RICH IM GETTIN UR MONEY IF UR RICH
> hahhahahaha just kiddin
lIı iroha nekomura ıIl said:
> the's is fantastic song 😺
Queeni the Pooh4 said:
> Then why are all haters of SeeU watch this? Huh never seeu that coming hahahaha
> and also don't watch this haters
> your all idiots
Probably Hitler1 said:
> Onision likes his women like he likes his wine.
> 12 years old and locked in a basement.
Nate Plays said:
> Is it jut me or am I the only one who hasn't watched this is 3 years but still
> treat he's it
Angus Pritchard said:
> No human, not even the donald, can handle the enormous quantities of meme magic
> high energy used in the campaign. we sent energy to the donald, but he can only
> hold so much at any time, and so he must create many children to act as batteries
> or 'extra cores' to increase his meme magic processing power. This obviously may
> change the extra core as they become more like the almighty kek... by adulthood,
> the Barron of Heil will be an absolute memelord, even stronger than the donald,
> and become the true god emperor of humanity... he is /ourguy/.
Jason Clark said:
> Osmorosvo said:
>> Knechtor said:
>>> I feel bad for Barron because he's just a autistic kid but now the whole world
>>> sees him being autistic.
>> He just want's to play Minecraft in peace. Griefers BTFO.
> He builds the strongest walls, made out of Obsidian.
Doggo said:
> this song isnt about greed. Its telling a story about how spongebob is having a
> nightmare about Benjamin Clementine in an elevator, then spongebob wakes up crying.
deilyrubi Hernandez said:
> WFT IS THIS TALKING ABOUT WFT HOW COULD U UNDERSTAND HIS/SHE LUANGE THIS IS HELL
> DONT WATCH THIS THIS GUY/LADY IS THE DEVIL HE/SHE IS A DEMON DONT WATCH THIS IT'S
> DEVIL STUFF
Shoe0nHead said:
> "lets watch some sports to get our mind off of politics"
>
> "oh"
_causic_ said:
> amazingly it doesn't do japanese
> English, german, two kinda of psanish, frnsh, Chinese and korean
> oh my god how the fuck did I speel it like that
> SPEEL
> SPEEEEEL
> I think I'm dying
Adlez27 said:
> IrlVenus said:
>> Adlez27 said:
>>> (barbie doll ominously walks backwards) she deproaches
>> *she deproaches*
> (i, too, ominously walk backwards) deproach
rootedoak said:
> I_AM_ALWAYS_ANGRY said:
>> You should probably go and eat a monstruous dick.
> The blood moon rises once again.
fastone12345 said:
> Beating the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg is
> helping me stay awake pretty well
Deboog said:
> anhminh said:
>> Deboog said:
>>> anhminh said:
>>>> So what framerate can a core i3 pc get at lowest graphic?
>>> 1 frame. Not 1 fps, 1 frame. Period.
>> Damn, my PC suck. Can I run the 1 frame at 4k atleast?
> You could render it at 50k if it's just a black screen.
Chase_T_Think said:
> one of my favorite parts of wrestling is that my coaches try and yell at me to do moves
> during matches but I don't wear hearing aids during matches so i just look at them like
> theyre crazy
SLiKLocal said:
> youtuber by the name "posesix" intoxicates followers as an experiment, plan backfires,
> followers only can say PaRappa memes. (2017 colorized)
Shimejicon said:
> parappa continues to harass onion children
mateus51 said:
> I saw Damon Albarn at a grocery store in New York yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet
> him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or
> anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?”
> but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my
> face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When
> I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky
> Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional,
> and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and
> not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one
> of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each
> individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I
> don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to
> say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
Cub3ulr said:
> hOLY fucJK THE bsaS on LEfeTH ADN suczuKI METHOAD IS INSTENSE
Dork said:
> x86 is teeny tiny baby compared to the giant hulking monster that is the CELL. the CELL is so
> powerful we can't even take advantage of it. its like ancient alien technology that boggles the minds
> of even the gods. the power of the CELL is unrivaled.
blaster said:
> My sister gave me burnt popcorn. She's first in the gas chamber.
mechagouki said:
> I have all my passwords tattooed on the back of a small child.
_caustic_ said:
> the higher the fee the faster your transaction, one person I saw paid $50 and it took like 6 hours
> $50 in miner fees
> 🇬🇧🇮🇹🇫🇷🎌🚩🇩🇪🇺🇸🚩🇫🇷
> FUCK i just TYPED IN FLAGS
_caustic_ said:
> ok
> so
> the web client is down but the native ccleints
> wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
> iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
> ...
> keyboard lag
VillianTwin said:
> What if Nintendo responds to everyone complaining that there are no cutscenes in Grand Prix (1 player)
> mode by adding tonally dark and M-rated vignettes looking into the dysfuncitonal lives of the ARMS
> fighters.
>
> Spring Man: (sobbing) You f-fucked her? You fucked her and you lied to me?
> Ninjara: Yeah, and I felt nothing. I still feel nothing.
> Spring Man: I'm gonna be sick.
> Ninjara: There's something wrong with me, Springs. Something missing.
>
> Bell Dings
>
> Announcer: Round one, fight!
>
> ----
>
> (Ribbon Girl walks through the streets of ARMSterdam, junkies and hookers chattering on every corner.
> Her trench coat, cap and sunglasses conceal her identity.)
>
> Ribbon Girl: My father wasn't much of a man. A drunk, a user, maybe.
> Toothless Junkie: Ey girl, you wanna have a good time tonight or what?
>
> (Ribbon Girl leaps into the hair and double, triple, quadruple jumps, the Junkie watching in disbelief)
>
> Ribbon Girl: The only thing he taught me, my sister, and my mother was--
>
> (Ribbon Girl throws an impossibly long arm out and connects a punch to the junkie's head, killing him instantly)
>
> Ribbon Girl: When the fists start flying, you get out of the way.
Red Bees said:
> AHHH WHAT THE FUCK
> WHAT THE FUCITY FUCK
> I JUST DISCOVERED
> THAT ONE
> CRITICAL
> THING
> THAT'S
> TAKING UP
> ALL MY DISK SPACE
> A 6 AND A HALF G FUCKING B MC SERVER LOG
> I AM NOT SHITTING
98otiss said:
> Thanks to "Tomato Hentai" for having a funny name and liking my post lol. I just have to wait for "Potato Hentai"
strata said:
> designchoices said:
>> pokemon sucks
> no
owlman said:
> I think if I can take a dick, I can take a joke.
